Grammy Night at the Sixx's
By
Sefany Jones,
Contributing Editor
Friday, March 1, 2002 @ 9:59 AM
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With great anticipation of The Osbournes tv special on MTV, here’s a look at the “script” if it were called the The Sixx’s!
From Nikki Sixx’s online diary at Motley.com, here’s a little peek inside the Sixx household. Growing up as the children of a hard-rocker, kids are bound to have their musical opinions!
From Nikki’s diary:
We had our kids watch the Grammy’s last night with us.
Here’s an overview:
Dad: Ya?
Gunner: Tell me when “In-Stink” is off the tv, I’ll be back then.
Storm: Why does everybody suck?
Donna: Stormy, don’t say "suck."
Dad: Well, it’s just a faze - America will get over it.
Rhyan: I hope soon, but Nelly Fertada is cool.
Decker: (snoring)
Storm: Why is Destiny’s child think they’re Mexican now?
Dad: Well, it’s marketing, baby.
Storm: Yeah, but it sucks!
Donna: Stormy, don’t say “suck.”
Decker: (still snoring)
(The tv announces: Coming up next: Nelly!)
Rhyan: Ya! Nelly Fertada!
Dad: No, Rhy, it’s the rapper Nelly…
Rhyan: Man, rap sucks!
Donna: Rhyan, don’t say “suck.”
Dad: Well, the Grammy’s this year do suck.
Gunner: Yeah, “In-suck!”
Donna: You can say that again.
Everybody starts shouting “Suck, suck, suck, suck…”
And so, to quote Nikki in his diary, "Ahhh...to be a fly on the wall..."
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